Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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