I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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