Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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