Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Randomize
