jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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