Cold hands, warm shart.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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