I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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