Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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