yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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