I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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