How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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