sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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