but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.