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Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Okay so I just had a really great idea