wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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