she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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