sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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