My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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