i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Oh god it's open bar.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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