Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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