yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Omg I joined a choir last night...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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