From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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