And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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