you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize