Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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