So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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