I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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