whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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