hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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