she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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