Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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