I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
COCAINE IS GR8
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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