I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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