Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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