just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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