dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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