did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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