Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Shame is for Republicans.
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