I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm really busy with my period
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