some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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