Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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