He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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