It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
