Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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