i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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