I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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