TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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