I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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