Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
well you can't waste a boner
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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