We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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