this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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