hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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