i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think we might need a safe word for this...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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