Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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